Profile G-096: Colgate

Colgate's profession is better described as a mascot rather than an assistant, as such a creature is incapable of understanding the complexity of dental hygiene. His pearly grin and iconic minty stripes make him the perfect candidate for such a position. He has a tendency to be somewhat short-tempered and poor-mannered, especially in the presence of screaming children in the office, who are often quickly silenced as his trademark smirk turns to a much more predacious expression. His familiar, however, is much sweeter and more tolerable of the clamor.